Five rules for men to follow to a happy life....

1) It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2) It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3) It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4) It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5) It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.