Oriental Daily reported that a youth, who asked a salesgirl for help to buy condoms at a convenience shop, dropped his pants and flashed his private parts at her.
The 17-year-old had gone to the counter and told the salesgirl he wanted to buy condoms at the shop in Kajang on Friday night.
When the salesgirl asked him the size, he dropped his pants and told her that was the size he wanted.
03 March 2010
24 February 2010
12 February 2010
My sausage is bigger than yours!
Apple and HTC might each be trying to patent a fancy capacitive stylus, but it looks like the good people of South Korea have stumbled on a decidedly more low-tech (and delicious) solution to using their phones in the winter: sausages. Apparently snack sausages from the CJ Corporation are electrostatically compatible with the iPhone's capacitive touchscreen, leading many to use them as a "meat stylus" in the cold weather, rather than remove a glove. And it's not just a joke; apparently South Korean snack sausage sales are soaring.
07 February 2010
03 February 2010
When accountants marry each other...
MCH..cheap buffet wedding dinner at kl hotel, no wine, no alcohol, no babi, no fins, invitation card also reluctant to print (send invitation by fax / inner content only).
By knowing the hotel angpow rate is no less than Rm100/per pax.
By knowing the hotel angpow rate is no less than Rm100/per pax.
29 January 2010
Ladies, dont wear any panties if you love your partner...
SHAH ALAM: Female students in higher-learning institutes here are being persuaded not to wear panties on Valentine’s Day as an expression of true love for their boyfriends.
The “no-panties promotion”, being held for the first time, has apparently been gaining interest among the students, who are passing the news by word-of-mouth.
Two students in their 20s from Shah Alam, known only as Ummi and Melissa, said they were aware of the “promotion.”
“I feel it is personal,” said Ummi with a smile.
“Valentine’s Day is a good time to express one’s love. And, what we use or don’t use is our right, our freedom. But we will do what is right. It’s a new world now.”
Melissa claimed that there was already a large group who planned to go ahead with it.
“We will know how many by Valentine’s evening.”
State Islamic Affairs Department (Jais) director Datuk Mohammed Khusrin Munawi said:
“We will not allow Muslim students to be taken in by such celebrations that deviate from the teachings of Islam.”
The “no-panties promotion”, being held for the first time, has apparently been gaining interest among the students, who are passing the news by word-of-mouth.
Two students in their 20s from Shah Alam, known only as Ummi and Melissa, said they were aware of the “promotion.”
“I feel it is personal,” said Ummi with a smile.
“Valentine’s Day is a good time to express one’s love. And, what we use or don’t use is our right, our freedom. But we will do what is right. It’s a new world now.”
Melissa claimed that there was already a large group who planned to go ahead with it.
“We will know how many by Valentine’s evening.”
State Islamic Affairs Department (Jais) director Datuk Mohammed Khusrin Munawi said:
“We will not allow Muslim students to be taken in by such celebrations that deviate from the teachings of Islam.”
28 January 2010
25 January 2010
I went tot his arcade game shop...
and put a bet on the gambling machine and won quite a lot.
decided to belanja the malay guy that jaga the shop a can of coke while i bought myself a can of beer.
Kena tiu by him for not buying him a can of beer.
I jokingly said that i saw him bring his gf in just now and sure he want to kongkek tonight so cannot give him beer, too mabuk cannot fcuk.
So he went in the room behind and later call me to go over and went in the room with him.
His gf was asleep at that time, and slowly he lift up the blanket up.and asked me, "puki macam ini you nak kongkek ke?"
i saw his gf sleeping terkangkang, wearing mini skirt without panty and saw her dark unkept bushy pussy.. worst.. i also saw like there small bit and peices of toilet paper stuck on her pussy hair.. really make me wanna puke.
after that i went out and buy myself another can of beer and also bought one for him too.
decided to belanja the malay guy that jaga the shop a can of coke while i bought myself a can of beer.
Kena tiu by him for not buying him a can of beer.
I jokingly said that i saw him bring his gf in just now and sure he want to kongkek tonight so cannot give him beer, too mabuk cannot fcuk.
So he went in the room behind and later call me to go over and went in the room with him.
His gf was asleep at that time, and slowly he lift up the blanket up.and asked me, "puki macam ini you nak kongkek ke?"
i saw his gf sleeping terkangkang, wearing mini skirt without panty and saw her dark unkept bushy pussy.. worst.. i also saw like there small bit and peices of toilet paper stuck on her pussy hair.. really make me wanna puke.
after that i went out and buy myself another can of beer and also bought one for him too.
23 January 2010
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar..
one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Tiu Nia Ma! In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Tiu Nia Ma! In KL we have so many Indons and Banglas that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
22 January 2010
21 January 2010
20 January 2010
18 January 2010
Man Makes False Robbery Report To Skip Wedding
JOHOR BAHARU, Jan 18 (Bernama) -- Terrified of tying the knot, a technician spun a yarn to his future father-in-law that he was robbed of RM6,000 which he had saved for the wedding.
The 27-year-old man related the 'robbery' to his would-be in-law when the latter wanted the wedding date to be brought forward.
To make his claim authentic, the reluctant groom lodged a police report that two knife-weilding robbers took the money after he had withdrawn it from an automated teller machine in Kulaijaya on Sunday.
However, the police were not convinced.
They questioned the technician who eventually admitted having made up the story of the robbery as he did not want to get married.
Now, the technician is in a bigger soup.
He may be jailed for six months or fined RM2,000, or both, upon conviction under Section 177 of the Penal Code for making false report.
District police chief Supt Zulkefly Yahya said: "We knew he was lying when some of his facts did not tally.
"When we asked him further, he confessed that he made a false report to escape from being married next month," he said here Monday.
Zulkefly said the wedding date was fixed in July but the future father-in-law demanded the marriage be held next month.
"The groom-to-be did not have enough funds to proceed with the wedding and thus, made a false police report to cover his lie," he said, adding that the police found the money which was 'robbed', at the suspect's house.
The 27-year-old man related the 'robbery' to his would-be in-law when the latter wanted the wedding date to be brought forward.
To make his claim authentic, the reluctant groom lodged a police report that two knife-weilding robbers took the money after he had withdrawn it from an automated teller machine in Kulaijaya on Sunday.
However, the police were not convinced.
They questioned the technician who eventually admitted having made up the story of the robbery as he did not want to get married.
Now, the technician is in a bigger soup.
He may be jailed for six months or fined RM2,000, or both, upon conviction under Section 177 of the Penal Code for making false report.
District police chief Supt Zulkefly Yahya said: "We knew he was lying when some of his facts did not tally.
"When we asked him further, he confessed that he made a false report to escape from being married next month," he said here Monday.
Zulkefly said the wedding date was fixed in July but the future father-in-law demanded the marriage be held next month.
"The groom-to-be did not have enough funds to proceed with the wedding and thus, made a false police report to cover his lie," he said, adding that the police found the money which was 'robbed', at the suspect's house.
Fill My Cups in Singapore
A NIGHTCLUB in Singapore is offering free drinks to women according to the cup size of their bra, reports China Press.
The OverEasy nightclub came out with the idea to attract customers by organising the event themed “Fill My Cups.”
It is said that those with A cup would get one free drink while those with B cup would get two glasses.
Those who wore C cup would receive three drinks.
Women with D cup would be given a bottle of alcoholic drink worth S$168 (RM408).
The daily said the “special offer” has drawn mixed reactions with some seeing it as a creative marketing gimmick while others felt offended and said they would not support such an event.
The OverEasy nightclub came out with the idea to attract customers by organising the event themed “Fill My Cups.”
It is said that those with A cup would get one free drink while those with B cup would get two glasses.
Those who wore C cup would receive three drinks.
Women with D cup would be given a bottle of alcoholic drink worth S$168 (RM408).
The daily said the “special offer” has drawn mixed reactions with some seeing it as a creative marketing gimmick while others felt offended and said they would not support such an event.
15 January 2010
12 January 2010
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